Two men claimed official Ciggy-Butt Brain status last week by stealing an entire cigarette machine from a hotel in Melbourne’s northern suburb of Mernda.

One of them reversed in with a Hilux, while the other forced open a glass door and wheeled away a cigarette machine on a trolley jack. It might seem strange to break into a room full of money machines and steal the one with cigarettes, but if you think about it, why steal a machine that’s only full of money, when you could steal a machine that has money and ciggies. Genius.

The above CCTV footage, of the real-life Damo and Darren, was shared by Victoria Police via Facebook.

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